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My life story isn’t really that interesting, but if you must know, I will tell you how I came to be…
I was born in mid-air when my parents were skydiving over the Mojave Desert. Unfortunately, I was the only one to survive the impact of the fall because my parent’s didn’t believe in ‘parachutes.’ A pack of computer literate coyotes found me and quickly adopted me into their pack. They raised me from a baby, teaching me everything I should know about life. They taught me how to use photoshop, illustrator, and other Adobe based programs. When I became a ‘man’ at my dog-mitzvah I decided to leave my canine roots to seek a more rewarding lifestyle in the city of Las Vegas. Now I hate coyotes, and I will shoot them on sight.
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